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Kid Song
02:21
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since i was a youngin’ i’ve always dreamed about a man
he always winds up killing me but i’m glad he understands
we’re both just animals
walking around in human clothes
animal heads on human bodies
pitted against each other in some brutal roman coliseum show
i had a friend named billy, i thought he was pretty dumb
for divin’ in the library dumpsters when we shoulda been having fun
his family was poor
but always had the best damn food
something about that macaroni and cheez
and that professional wrestlin’ on stolen satellite television
always put my sad little heart in a better mood
when i was just six i saw the devil in a dream
i was high and driving down i59 and he straightened roads out for me
to help get me home
to my vinyl-sided ballistic missile storage shed
sour straws and warheads
sour straws and i’m a warhead
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Larry is a Bigot
01:38
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larry is a bigot who usually has a smart ass comment to make
every time he sees a female delivery truck driver
larry is a bigot who usually just refers to
every single black guy as ‘brother-man’
and why they all seem to like big ol’ white women
is something that larry professes to just not understand
larry is a bigot
and he don’t understand how a man could wanna get all up on
another gross ol’ hairy sweaty man
when women are so pretty
well they call larry a good ol’ boy
but i think larry's pretty fucking shitty
larry is a bigot
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when you get your good husband
he’s gonna get a whole lot of good lawn maintenance equipment
when you get your good husband
he’s gonna get that two and a half hp briggs and stratton lawn mower that cranks right up on the first pull every time
well i can’t keep up with much
but i always kept up with the oil checks
when you get your good husband
he’s gonna get that 24 carrot gold plated leaf shaped serving dish that we never used once
not a single fucking time
when you get your good husband
he’s gonna get a whole lot of good kitchen decor
well i don’t remember much from that particular time in my life
but i always remember the weight of that expensive silverware in my hands
pre package custom modular interchangeable parts ready for you
straight out of the box life
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4. |
Uncouth
04:34
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your father heard you say to me:
'i can’t wait to get you home and jump in the shower with you’
he just mumbled something to himself about the ‘good ol’ days’
and dropped another bay leaf in the pot of stew
we were smoking on the front porch
by the big kitchen window
we both thought that it was closed
you thought your voice would be drowned out by the blaring sound of the local broadcast fishing show he was watching while he cooked
we were uncouth, we were talking rude
seems like it wasn’t really that long ago
but i remember it being such a defining moment of my youth
i still have the naked pictures you sent me
it’s the only reason i still hold on to that old cell phone
i pull em out, i pull myself out sometimes
when i hear a certain song
“it’s your
wedding day, your wedding day, say yes…”
even if its only to cap off the novelty- i mean i swear to god
it’s the first time i’ve ever seen you wearing a dress
when i get left alone by myself sometimes
i can be a little bit uncouth
it’s probably a little bit more than you’d like to know
but i mean look at yourself, what the hell do you expect me to do?
in the back of a truck on the side of a road
named after a gravel pit
named after someones dead racist old great granddad
mississippi public broadcast station doing their bluegrass hour- bill monroe for the seven billionth god damn time blaring in the background while i gave you everything i had
we were uncouth, just a couple of youths
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5. |
Hard Workin' Man
01:27
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